Please some Feedback...

Dear Abby...

I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you

would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things happening

when I get home.

Her mobile phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she says,

"I'll call you back later". When I ask her who called she gets evasive.

Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped

off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up

the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.

A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and some

guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my guitar amp. That's when

I got the idea to find out for myself what was really happening.

I said, "sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig

and see if she comes into the venue and who she comes in with". He agreed.

Saturday night came and I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack to

get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp.

It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed that

one of the tubes was not glowing as brightly as the other 3. Is this

something I can fix myself or I do need to take it to a technician?

Thanks,

Jake

Hillarious.

I almost stopped reading to start writing when you've got to the "hide behind the stack" part.