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Who should be the next prez? (no citizenship required)


who should be president of the US? (no US citizenship necessary)  

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  1. 1. who should be president of the US? (no US citizenship necessary)

    • Jessie "the body" Ventura
      0
    • Arnold "the body" Scwartzeneggar
      0
    • Hillary "the body" Clinton
      1
    • Barack "the body" Obama
      5
    • Bob "the body" Moog
      4
    • Dave "the body" Gross
      1
    • Captain Jack Sparrow
      4
    • that little monkey that's always taking stuff from Captain Jack Sparrow
      3
    • The Cloverfield monster
      0
    • David
      4


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Shock the monkey... 8)

 

Come on guys.

Who DOESN'T think that little monkey would make a great president.

 

I mean:

He's undead. And everybody knows that the goth crowd has never had proper representation in the Oval Office. They've got formal wear in Washington, but it's from the wrong century.

He's a monkey. So, as for skill set, he's set.

He steals overtly. He'll fit RIGHT in. :wink:

He follows Jack Sparrow around. And who here wouldn't do that (he's cool... gotta admit).

 

It's win, win, win, win...

 

Vote for the monkey!!!

 

- zevo

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I'd like a shot at being Prez also! I'd abolish customs import taxes, so everything Americans buy from outside the USA would be about 25% cheaper. This will help the American economy, as well as the world wide stock market.

Secondly, Socialized medicine! The govt needs to take a hint from Sweden. It works, and if you don't like it; you're free to go to a private practice which of course will cost you more money.

3rd....Give huge tax incentives for people to switch to electric or hydro cars and tax the s#!+ out of gas guzzlers. America is too dependent on oil which means too dependent on countries with more problems than the U.S. if you know what I mean...

4th...Start helping America with its internal problems instead of butting our noses into other countries business where it doesn't belong. Countries that have been fighting since the beginning of time, and will always find a reason for war. We still have victims of Katrina who are homeless and without medical care. That's not acceptable.

I have a few more suggestions, but this thread was supposed to be fun... How bout this... VACATION DAY on your birthday!!!

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that rules you out on the grounds that you might be a closet

pal of Bill Gates ..........

 

lol...well...uhm...err....uhm...actually....

 

:)

 

I've put microphones on him. Doubt he'd know my name, but he'd say 'you work at the studio, right?" if he saw me somewhere.

 

I'm a freelancer at their Studio. I was a full time employee for 8 years there. They're still one of my biggest clients. I love it there, actually.

 

 

Nice, David :)

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Well, I'm still in the running!

 

If I get elected president, I promise:

 

• One Logic major update every year

• All updates free for current Logic users

• All Logic 8 bugs fixed within the end of the first year of my presidency

• Widescreen multi-touch control surface with tactile feedback and situation-dependent 3D shaping of hardware control knobs and sliders.

• Oh yeah and I will solve the middle east crisis, global warming, world hunger, unemployment, and provide free health care to all

• No more taxes

• Gas @ $0.99/gal

• A new law forbidding FBI & Studio disclaimer warning messages that you can't skip on DVDs.

 

Huh... what else do you guys want me to promise?

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Well, I'm still in the running!

 

If I get elected president, I promise:

 

• One Logic major update every year

• All updates free for current Logic users

• All Logic 8 bugs fixed within the end of the first year of my presidency

• Widescreen multi-touch control surface with tactile feedback and situation-dependent 3D shaping of hardware control knobs and sliders.

• Oh yeah and I will solve the middle east crisis, global warming, world hunger, unemployment, and provide free health care to all

• No more taxes

• Gas @ $0.99/gal

• A new law forbidding FBI & Studio disclaimer warning messages that you can't skip on DVDs.

 

Huh... what else do you guys want me to promise?

 

I'm so proud that I voted for you. ;)

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After sober consideration, I reckon that if I was a US citizen,

I'd have to go with Hillary. (Hmm. I could have phrased that

better, methinks ..)

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The politics may not change but she's easier on the eye

than her rivals, and who says you guys wouldn't be better

off with a little cheesecake down Penn Avenue ?

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Over here, we just get sleazy ex-property developers running

for office in either party. Italy may have invented corrupt

politics but Ireland turned it into the art form that it now is.

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C

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