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Eriksimon

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Favorite Carol (The not so accurate version):

 

We three kings, of Orient are,


One in a bus, one in a car,


One on a scooter,

blowing his hooter,


Smoking a fat cigar.

 

CHORUS:

Oh, star of wonder


Star of might


Fill your pants with dynamite


Light the fuse and off we go ...


Around the world to Mexico.

 


We three kings of Orient are


Tried to smoke a rubber cigar


It was loaded,

and exploded


Now we're on yonder star.

 

CHORUS

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Thank you Andrew, I've been torturing everyone at the Holidays by singing only the second verse for 20 years, now I can add the rest. My friends and family will be pleased.

 

Funnily enough, I've been dong the same with the first verse for years - I only found the chorus/second verse a few days ago - torture now goes to the next level.....

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My favorite tunes lately come from the Colbert Christmas Special from a year or two ago. Unfortunately, I haven't mastered the embedding on forums yet (or maybe Safari just isn't previewing correctly, so I'm fooled?).

 

"Another Christmas Song"

 

"Nutmeg"

 

But then, surprisingly serious tunes that are good as well:

 

"There Are Much Worse Things to Believe In"

 

"(What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love and Understanding?"

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Nosce te ipsum

My meaning was to be lighthearted. And the Snobbish ;) was selfsarcasm, as the whole greek thing I pasted in there does look pretty snobbish on my part (the "I know better than you about Thales because I studied Greek Philosophers" sort of snobbery) so...

It is the sort of "joke" any comedian would scrap from his routine - because it (obviously) didn't work... sorry if I confused you over nothing. Mea Culpa, omnia Vanitas.

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My meaning was to be lighthearted. And the Snobbish ;) was selfsarcasm, as the whole greek thing I pasted in there does look pretty snobbish on my part (the "I know better than you about Thales because I studied Greek Philosophers" sort of snobbery) so...

It is the sort of "joke" any comedian would scrap from his routine - because it (obviously) didn't work... sorry if I confused you over nothing. Mea Culpa, omnia Vanitas.

 

Thank you for elaborating Erik.

 

I appreciate that!

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Favorite Carol (The not so accurate version):

 

We three kings, of Orient are,


One in a bus, one in a car,


One on a scooter,

blowing his hooter,


Smoking a fat cigar.

 

CHORUS:

Oh, star of wonder


Star of might


Fill your pants with dynamite


Light the fuse and off we go ...


Around the world to Mexico.

 


We three kings of Orient are


Tried to smoke a rubber cigar


It was loaded,

and exploded


Now we're on yonder star.

 

CHORUS

 

might i suggest "one in a taxi, one in a car"...much better, rhythmically, and also how i remember it

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