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"Never mind, human. Where's the cat food?"

 

Ugh... You know I don't like that brand! Where's the junk food? Where's the Friskies®? I don't care if you paid five dollars for that other sh*t at the yuppie store. (Do you know any actual cats that work there? Didn't think so ...)

 

All right, as soon as I finish with these stairs, I'm going to park my furry butt on your face. (Why should I care if it's three o'clock in the morning and you were sound asleep?) Get up and feed me.

 

"(Me-)Now!"

 

(Meanwhile, I will purr loudly and otherwise do something totally endearing, sufficient to make you forget all about it ... after you feed me.)

 

:D

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"Never mind, human. Where's the cat food?"

 

Ugh... You know I don't like that brand! Where's the junk food? Where's the Friskies®? I don't care if you paid five dollars for that other sh*t at the yuppie store. (Do you know any actual cats that work there? Didn't think so ...)

 

All right, as soon as I finish with these stairs, I'm going to park my furry butt on your face. (Why should I care if it's three o'clock in the morning and you were sound asleep?) Get up and feed me.

 

"(Me-)Now!"

 

(Meanwhile, I will purr loudly and otherwise do something totally endearing, sufficient to make you forget all about it ... after you feed me.)

 

:D

 

Love it! Great answer.

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